2/10 â UngenĂŒgend
K. G.
9. Juli 2025
This property is a joke.
Well, bless their hearts, the owners of this property have pulled off a miracleâtaking a place that was already an eyesore and turning it into a full-blown disaster zone! This so-called âcabinâ is basically a glorified landfill, where every item is either frayed, chipped, rusted, faded, or scratched. The plastic dishes look like theyâve been through a war with a cheese grater, and the frying pan? Gouged so bad itâs more of a modern art piece than cookware. The towels? Letâs just say theyâve been baptized in bleach and left to fend for themselves.The kitchen floor is a charmless slab of gray concrete that screams, âWelcome to despair!â The utensils are those flimsy plastic forks and knives youâd swipe from a fast-food joint, and the lighting? Dim 20-watt bulbs that make you feel like youâre squinting through a Victorian fog. Oh, and outside? Itâs like living in a surveillance state with cameras everywhere, watching your every move like youâre the star of a low-budget spy flick.The lake? A cool 600 feet away (down hill) âmight as well be on the moon. The TV? A 24-inch relic that probably still has rabbit ears in spirit. We tried to wrangle the household trash barrels to the street, but they were stuffed to the brim, heavier than our regrets for booking this place. At 81, Iâm not exactly Hercules, and the ownerâliving a breezy four-and-a-half hours awayâprobably isnât rushing over to help.And the cherry on top? The ever present mosquito colony!



K. G.
Aufenthalt von 7 NĂ€chten im Juli 2025