Das Schiefe Haus … Retro-Vibes + gemütlicher Komfort!

A cheerful, vintage-inspired retreat filled with colorful décor and nostalgic finds — all just steps from easy parking and a shared patio for coffee or cocktails. Steps from Downtown Cincinnati, OTR, and Newport.

THE SPACE

Guests say it feels like a walk down memory lane, with something fun to discover in every corner.

❋ What to Expect

〰️ Smart Home Perks
Alexa, keyless entry, fast WiFi, and USB charging.

〰️ Entertainment
Apple TV with all apps ready for your own logins, a record/CD player, assorted games & activities for kids-at-heart, and yes — a foot massager!

〰️ Bedroom Retreat
Note - 1 bedroom apartment + sofa for a single “flexible sleeper”. Gel-infused memory foam queen bed and a desk for remote work. With Alexa, you can fall asleep to calming sounds or music—your own private retreat in the heart of the city.

〰️ Bathroom Comforts
Ample towels plus complimentary toiletries like shampoo, conditioner, body wash, toothbrushes, and toothpaste. Enjoy a tall rainfall shower with multiple spray settings.

〰️ Chef-Ready Kitchen
Coffee pods & whole bean brewing, milk frother, juicer, cookware, and much more.

❋ Extra Touches

〰️ Assorted pet supplies for furry friends. Bonus: Pet Smart Air Purifier.
〰️ Iron & board + umbrellas
〰️ Drinks, tea, snacks = always waiting for you.
〰️ Experienced Hosts with 3 other rentals and over 3,000 five-star reviews, guests always tell us: “You’ve thought of everything!”

❋ Need more space?

Rent our upstairs suite Always Friday (sleeps 2), or The Tres House and The House of Liebe nearby for groups up to 6.

❋ Know Before Booking

〰️ When booking, please tell us a bit about yourselves — your reason for visiting, who’s traveling with you, and if you’ll be bringing any pets.

〰️ Slanted House sits in a true urban setting. The area is diverse and full of life, from neighborhood regulars to visitors passing through. If you enjoy the energy of a real city, you’ll feel right at home.

〰️ All of our homes are part of two-family properties, which means you’ll have neighbors next door or above/below. We ask guests to be considerate by keeping voices and music down after 11 PM, especially when outdoors. Think of it as helping everyone enjoy a comfortable and restful stay.

〰️ No unregistered guests or visitors are allowed on the property at any time, even if they are not staying overnight. For safety, city licensing, and compliance, everyone must be included in the reservation.

〰️ Failure to register the correct number of guests will result in the entire group being asked to leave without refund. Maximum occupancy is 3 guests.