The Naughty Flamingo Studio Camper

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Escape to a truly one of a kind waterfront retreat featuring five unique accommodations along a peaceful Texas canal and a wonderful collection of private resort amenities and activities. Two boats right on the water, a third boat on land, and two additional cabins provide a comfortable and fun selection of sleeping options. In all, the property accommodates up to 10 people, making it ideal for families, groups, and friends traveling together. It's your own personal Margaritaville!

*This listing is for the Naughty Flamingo camper only. It features a queen bed, small bathroom, and a lite kitchenette, along with access to all the other communal amenities. If you have any questions about booking this unit, multiple units, or the entire property, please reach out!

At the heart of the property is a full outdoor kitchen where guests can prepare meals and gather for memorable evenings together. Relax in the hot tub or cool off in the shared swimming pool creatively crafted from a boat hull for an experience you won't find at an ordinary vacation rental. The tropical-inspired tiki garden adds a fun and relaxing atmosphere for lounging, socializing, and enjoying the coastal surroundings. With multiple individual units and spacious shared areas, guests can enjoy both privacy and plenty of opportunities to spend time together.

The waterfront setting makes it easy to embrace a laid-back lifestyle filled with fresh air, beautiful views, and time by the canal. From morning coffee near the water to evenings gathered around the outdoor spaces, every part of the property offers something memorable. Perfect for group getaways, family gatherings, fishing trips, or adventurous travelers, this unique five-unit retreat delivers a vacation experience unlike any other.

There is a shared large professional kitchen and high end restroom where the shared laundry is.

More pictures coming soon! Please reach out if you have any questions.

The Accommodations:
The Naughty Flamingo - On land. Includes a full bed, small restroom, and lite kitchenette.


The Communal Amenities:
- Pool crafted from a boat shell with a spiral waterslide
- Hot tub
- Outdoor kitchen with grills, ovens, stove
- Pickleball court
- Basketball hoop
- Outdoor dry bar
- Fishing dock
- Canoe and kayaks
- Spacious lounge areas
- Fire pit by the water
- Washer and dryer (free, communal)

This home has security cameras. Corners of property