Everton,Fake flowers everywhere you said, most of our plants are not fake, they’re are very much alive. A wall of fake flowers is what you will see if you travel often enough and big hotels, restaurants and all; breakfast room has 5 tables and we only have 33 suites and not everyone comes to eat in-house; cooking bacon outside is not a review, I’m sure you ate them so, there’s nothing to complain about. It’s either you’re happy or not. I don’t need the entire floor for the breakfast room. Breakfast hours are 7-10am, enough window to accommodate 66 guests in the house if you can do the math. Parking lot was built to accommodate each of our suite and we specifically says one vehicle per Suite and we have 36 plus 2 handicapped spots parking spaces all together. Thank you for your review and by all means, please stay at another place next time to visit Lake Geneva that suits your tastes and needs.